Tuesday, March 21, 2006

A Special Report

We interrupt this pleasant blog for a startling development. A grown man who could not sleep last night is throwing a fit. Now we take you live to the site of William’s temper tantrum.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
(spinning around in his desk chair)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhh
(running wildly about the room waving his hands in the air)
AAAAAAAAAAA thud ow AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH thud AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THUD
THUD THUD ow ow ow ow
(whacking his knee on the desk while he spins )
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHLKJHOUY
JGHIUYdasdfRTSFH HHHHHHHHHHHHH NMKNKM
JNBJHBH AAAAAAFLKUSGUOGELWYFGTA AAAA KHN
JBHasGGFTRFdsGGHHJ
(beating his head on the keyboard)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAOOO
OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
(running around the wall like a headless chicken) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT
TTTTTTT TTTBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(spitting in the air)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HRRRRRRRRRGG
GGGGGGGGGGG
(dodging the guys with the butterfly nets) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HHHHHHHH HHHHHH
(Jumping up and down on one of the guys with the butterfly nets) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUU UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(swinging his arms madly like a Baboon) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAEIOUandsometimesy
AAAAAAAOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRHH
HHHHHHHH
(laying in the floor kicking and screaming like a two year old in need of a spanking and a nap)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHGGG GGGGHHHH
HHHHHHHH slurp AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEe slurp AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEE slurp AAAAAaaaaaa slurp aaaaaa slurp
slurp aaa slurp slurp slurp zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(sucking his thumb and finally falling asleep curled up in a fetal position in the floor)


This has been a special report. Please stay tuned for further developments. Now back to your regularly scheduled insanity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

perhaps you should start wearing a football helmet all the time:)

wwhijr said...

Brave talk for an anonymous person. LOL